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Ellen's talking alot of crap again!

Okay, the title of this post is completely misleading because the only crap I talk about is poop!

Since pooping (I'm a mom, and poop is a popular word in our home) isn't something many feel comfortable talking about, especially if you are reading this post on your lunch break, I will just show you this:



'nuf said.


Where do I find such a device?  

Well I made it easy.  If you don't want to head up to a register at your local store with your squatting device in hand, check out my store for a variety of squatting devices that will fit your pooping needs. :)


Here's hoping that everything comes out okay!

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